Mr. Majestic

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  If I see one more

  by John Doe in

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  gay thread on here.

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  .. i'm gonna scratch my armpits and sniff them.

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  Mr. Majestic

  I have a very natural and well established scratching impulse, and I feed that impulse quite frequently!

  Yeah....!! I'm always getting told off for that as well..........
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  PAIN

  by Maddie in

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  hello everyone, i haven't been on the forum for quite a while.

  i have been trying to move on with my life i guess and succeeding to some extent - got a new job and getting out and about more etc.

  for anyone that remembers i have a jw son, his wife and a one year old grand daughter who i have been trying to keep in my life after deciding i didn't want to have anything to do with the cult myself.

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  Mr. Majestic

  Hi Maddie,

  I have often wondered how you were getting on. I am so sorry to hear of your sad news. You really must be feeling so down and out right now….

  The situation you are in is so cruel. Thing is, there is nothing that can be said that can take that pain away. All I can say is that I am sorry that you are suffering….

  Hope that you are not beating yourself up. That wouldn’t be right. It is the religion that is wrong. You are just a victim of it, as is your son and daughter-in-law.

  I hope that they see a bit of light and reconsider their perspective.

  So sorry Maddie…….
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  Are cats for true christians? ..... A CO's response

  by digderidoo in

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  the following is taken from a co's homepage.

  http://www.dbhome.dk/carlo/co.html.

  are cats for true christians?.

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  Majestic, that cat wouldn't last 5 minutes around me. ;-)

  Don’t tell me, because you are hungry and like Chinese food as well……..??
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  Are cats for true christians? ..... A CO's response

  by digderidoo in

  1. jw
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  the following is taken from a co's homepage.

  http://www.dbhome.dk/carlo/co.html.

  are cats for true christians?.

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  Mr. Majestic

  Just to prove that cats are the spawn of Satan.

  Do you ever wake up in the morning and feel like this……..??

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2mbeSAmUP4&feature=related
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  Are cats for true christians? ..... A CO's response

  by digderidoo in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the following is taken from a co's homepage.

  http://www.dbhome.dk/carlo/co.html.

  are cats for true christians?.

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  Mr. Majestic

  I fu*king hate cats...........now I know why..........
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  Copy of CO Letter/Outline Regarding Education - In Spanish

  by grassyknoll07 in

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  this site has a copy of the co outline... in spanish

  http://www.herniacerebral.blogspot.com/

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  Mr. Majestic

  Nooooo...!! Don't stop now. It was just getting interesting......

  Edit to add:

  Thank you valkyrie for your hard work so far. You are awarded a star……….
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  Copy of CO Letter/Outline Regarding Education - In Spanish

  by grassyknoll07 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this site has a copy of the co outline... in spanish

  http://www.herniacerebral.blogspot.com/

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  I can’t make it work either. It’s probably me doing something wrong. I hate computers……
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  Copy of CO Letter/Outline Regarding Education - In Spanish

  by grassyknoll07 in

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  this site has a copy of the co outline... in spanish

  http://www.herniacerebral.blogspot.com/

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  Well, I do feel smug.......

  LOL...

  Well, when you have finished feeling smug (you Spainish speaking smug git…..only kidding) can you get a move on and translate the fu*king letter, IF YOU'RE NOT TOO BUSY….!!!!
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  Copy of CO Letter/Outline Regarding Education - In Spanish

  by grassyknoll07 in

  1. watchtower
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  this site has a copy of the co outline... in spanish

  http://www.herniacerebral.blogspot.com/

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  Oh comon guys……..Someone translate it. I’m nearly wetting myself here. (ok….a bit of an exaggeration, but you know what I mean)

  Or are all the Spanish speaking lot still feeling smug because they won the European football……….
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  poll/ survey on what you "were" (rank in your hall)

  by burningbridges in

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  i wasjust really curious to see what the average of everyone's "history" is here, and also how many "higer ups" we have that have abandoned the ways.

  so what were you, an elder?

  a pioneer?

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  Mr. Majestic

  Never had a position. I was put off the TMS when I was a kid so I never was going to have a position anyway. Always looked down on because I was not ‘reaching out’, so important if you want to be (a brown-noser) revered. I was ‘privileged’ to do the sound system, and I was also an assistant behind the literature desk for a short while, till I got pissed off with the MS that run it. (the bloke was an A-hole). After that I was never ‘privileged’ again (thank god).

  Like others have said, I was viewed as nothing because of not having status in the cong. But I was pretty handy at fixing things, so I always had someone who wanted me to do some work in their house, or fix their washing machine, and I can’t tell you how many cars I fixed for people. Even when I was not going to meetings they were queuing up outside my house with their car troubles. Being that most JW’s are poor, it was handy that good old Mr. Majestic was good for something, even if it was only for fixing their cars for free. It all stopped when I gave a few of them a bill. Never saw them again after that……

  So my rank was congregation ‘mug’.

  P.S. Can anyone else see that IQ test at the bottom of the thread. If so, do you make the answer :- b)16.